So who will be playing Vic?!?! Anyone?!?!
With week 3 closing in, let's take a look at the standings. With 2 teams at 2-0, and 2 teams at 0-2, the middle of the pack has a HUGE spread, almost 100 points. CMECRUSHU and Bozo may be undefeated, but one loss will throw them at least 4 places down the list given the HUGE weeks Jimmy Z, Keep on Sprolin' and Snoho Slowmoes have had (all over 300 points so far).
Bacon, like the Titans, you are easily the best 0-2 team out there... and CMECRUSHU, like the Broncos, you have got to be the worst 2-0 team out there. I am confused by these standings right now. Maybe I will be eating my words later, but I predict both you will have a 1 in the other column this weekend!
Braylon Edwards Scissor Hands vs. CMECRUSHU
Facebook Proj: 115.58 - 114.92
Roster Changes
Team: Braylon Edwards Scissor Hands
OUT: Roy Williams (WR)
IN: Braylon Edwards
Team: CMECRUSHU
NO ROSTER CHANGES
For the worst roster move of the week, Scissor hands pulls Roy Williams and puts in Braylon Edwards. No doubt, this will be the reason for his loss this week when he find himself only 5 points ahead after Sunday night’s game, leaving CMECRUCHU's DeAngelo Williams to make it a big win after running all over Dallas on Monday night.
Scissors only saving grace is that Joshua Cribbs from CLE is projected at only .5 points, but has been averaging almost 14 points over 2 games. Underrated!!!
This one will be close, so don't expect a huge blowout.
JimmyZ's Destroyers vs. Bozo's
Facebook Proj: 132.98 - 103.96
TEAM: JimmyZ's Destroyers
OUT: Cedric Benson (RB), Torry Holt (WR)
IN: Knowshon Moreno (RB), Steve Smith (WR)
TEAM: Bozo's
OUT: Matt Ryan (QB)
IN: Joe Flacco (QB)
Bozo had better hope and pray for snow in Buffalo this weekend as that will be his only chance against a beast of a QB in Brees! WEATHER ALERT... WEATHER ALERT... BUFFALO IS EXPECTING RAIN AND WIND ALL WEEKEND WITH HIGHS IN THE MID 60'S! This might help. Keep the praying going!
Bozo has a strong offense this week with Flacco throwing against Cleveland, Adrian Peterson running all over San Fran and Jason Whitton catching all around a defeated team in Carolina. Can they hope to match Brees, Knowshon Moreno plowing down the Redskins or Randy Moss out with a vengeance from the embarrassing showing from last week? In my opinion... yes.
Bozo squeaks out another victory here for the biggest upset of the week! I think Bozo will have 150+ for the week.
Keep On Sprolin' vs. Team Burnt Toast
Facebook Proj: 94.46 - 116.82
Roster Changes
TEAM: Keep On Sprolin' (Formerly You Ochocincod My Battleship (Formerly Legion of Douchebaggery))
OUT: Carnell Williams (RB), T.J. Houshmandzadeh (WR), Indianapolis Colts (DEF)
IN: Felix Jones (RB), Chad Ochocinco (WR), Chicago Bears (DEF)
TEAM: Team Burnt Toast
OUT: LaDainian Tomlinson (RB), Laveranues Coles (WR), Visanthe Shiancoe (TE)
IN: Jonathan Stewart (RB), Santonio Holmes (WR), Dustin Keller (TE)
This week matches up 2 teams with the most moves in the last week, and with that, some BIG names will be sitting this week. LT, OUT! Cadillac, OUT! Whosyourmama, OUT! And the Indy Defense... OUT!!! Should be a great week to see some new talent score some points for these guys.
Facebook scores this one a blowout, but their facts aren't straight... again... and in Sprolin's favor. Darrin Sproles, again, has a projection of... 8?!?! Well I am expecting him to throw up similar numbers to last week’s showing of 26. I am unsure why Sprolin' would pull out Carnell Williams who provided over 20 points last week for Felix Jones who is projected at only 5.9, but as I have learned, he has tricks up his sleeves. Keep on Sprolin' Nostradamus!!!
I think Sprolin will pull off a win this week as Facebook seems to be smoking weed with its predictions here. Remember to puff, puff, pass FB!!!
Moldy Cheeseheads vs. Yeshuwah
Facebook Proj: 115.62 - 122.08
Roster Changes
TEAM: Moldy Cheeseheads
OUT: Isaac Bruce (WR)
IN: Earl Bennett (WR)
TEAM: Yeshuwah
NO ROSTER CHANGES
Both of these teams have had a rough couple weeks, but expect to see Moldy Cheeseheads step it up this week. These QB's, Yes's Big Ben and Moldy's Brady, will throw up some big numbers this week, but it is there I feel the similarities will end.
Moldy's RB's will have a great week, not only because Turner is a beast, but because they are going up against Yes's lineup of Portis, who will do well, and Jamal Lewis, who... shhhhhh... is out this week. His current status is doubtful. This is a game changer guys.
All of Moldy's WR have easy games against weak secondaries in CLE, STL and SEA, so big numbers are coming!
I expect Moldy to get a HUGE first win this weekend. This will be confidence building!
Heidi’s Head Hunters vs. Bacon Bits
Facebook Proj: 109.20 - 116.18
TEAM: Heidi’s Head Hunters
NO ROSTER CHANGES
TEAM: Bacon Bits
OUT: Eddie Royal (WR), Greg Olsen (TE)
IN: Devery Henderson (WR), Brent Celek (TE)
Bacon made some great moves this week putting in both Devery Henderson and Brent Celek. I think I am seeing this 2 game losing streak come to an end.
Heidi's Kurt Warner will have another 3 great quarters, only to have Leinart come in and ruin a HUGE lead quickly... again. You would have MONSTROUS numbers if Kurt could only finish a game, but being 132 years old in the NFL can be rough. The only person older than Warner still performing in their field at high level is Sean Connery, who by the way is amazing for 784 years old. You can suck it Trebek!
Frank Gore had a ridiculous week against Seattle last week, but the seagulls run defense is nothing compared to what MIN is. Expect to see him taking notes from the sideline as he watches Peterson run for 2 breakaways like Gore had last week.
Bacons matchups this week include 4 players against STL, and 1 against DEN, JAC and KC. Unfortunately, Heidi's matchups are against actual NFL teams this week’s compared to Bacon's Pop Warner opponents.
Bacon will be crying like a 19 lb baby when he pulls ahead of Heidi early and finds himself teary eyed when he looks to Heidi for a little sexy time and she is pissed about losing. I am calling for a holdout Heidi!!!
Snoho Slowmoes vs. Trambo Will Triumph
Facebook Proj: 123.40 - 117.12
Roster Changes
TEAM: Snoho Slowmoes
NO ROSTER CHANGES
TEAM: Trambo Will Triumph
NO ROSTER CHANGES
Snoho will roll over Trambo this week faster than Big Ben and Kellen Winslow's Bike Club at a wheelie competition. Snoho's receiving core is absolutely brutal. After a weak week 1 showing, all of them stepped it up HUGE week 2 to give him a combined total of over 75 from them alone. I expect the Slowmoes to be anything but this week. Expect to see a repeat of last week by scoring somewhere in the vicinity of 180 points this week.
But wait... If anyone can keep up, it would be Matt Schaub, Boldin, Cotchery and Clark. Trambo's lineup is nothing to laugh at, as You Ochocincod My Battleship learned last week. Trambo threw up over 165 points in last week’s 1 point victory.
This is my match of the week. Schaub threw for 357 yards and 4 TD's last week against the Titans last week. The Jag's are more ants compared to them, so image what Shaub will do to their secondary! Also, Gore ran for 2 HUGE TD's against Seattle last week, and now in comes Matt Forte for the Bears. I expect big numbers.
I'm on the same page as Facebook with this game in that Snoho will get the win, but it will be a great matchup!
Good luck everyone and enjoy your weekend!
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